So now this lying fucking bitch is out here acting like DHS pulled off some heroic blockbuster raid in Minneapolis, puffing it up like she’s narrating a goddamn action flick.
Every sentence she shits out sounds like she’s auditioning for a role in “Federal Agents: The Fanfiction.”
Then she claims someone “approached officers with a 9mm,” like she personally saw that shit instead of just parroting whatever sanitized bullshit briefing hit her desk.
In her little fairy tale, the officers are flawless superheroes and the suspect’s some cartoon villain who “violently resisted,” because God forbid this asshole admits reality’s more fucked up than her fear-mongering script.
And of course she wraps it all up with her favorite lazy-ass punchline: blaming “sanctuary politicians” for every damn thing under the sun.
Power goes out? Sanctuary cities. Your coffee’s cold? Sanctuary cities. Her talking points fall apart? Sanctuary cities.
She just keeps shoveling the same recycled crap and hoping no one calls her out on the bullshit.
Bottom line: this lying fucking DHS botox filled pos is spinning a dramatic-ass tale, stuffing it with convenient details, and pretending it’s gospel truth. It’s pure bullshit dressed up as bravery.
