Delivering Aid by Delivering Death: Starvation as a Service, Brought to You by Your Local Extorted Merchant
Famine is also a business just like GENOCIDE is!
In a breathtaking display of entrepreneurial spirit in the face of international law, Israel has unveiled its latest venture: not merely engineering a famine, but managing it with the ruthless efficiency of a Silicon Valley startup. Forget the outdated, NGO-led model of free humanitarian aid; the new paradigm is Starvation-as-a-Service™, and business is booming.
The core of this innovative program is a two-pronged approach: first, ensure free aid is looted or shot to pieces, and second, create a luxurious, for-profit alternative for those who can afford the luxury of not being shot. It’s like a dystopian food delivery app where the delivery fee is a bullet and a bribe.
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The Vendor Shakedown: Because Nothing Says ‘Humanitarianism’ Like a $30,000 Toll Fee
According to reporting by Mondoweiss, the Israeli military has masterfully solved the aid crisis by transforming it into a lucrative protection racket. Here’s how this free-market miracle works for the chosen few Gazan vendors:
The "Innovative" Entry Fee: A Palestinian merchant who wishes to bring, say, a truck of food into the starving enclave must first pay an "entry fee" of 100,000 shekels (nearly $30,000) directly to the Israeli military. This is presumably for the privilege of having their paperwork processed by a commander with a particularly expensive taste in scotch.
The "Optional" Security Upgrade: Once the truck miraculously enters Gaza, the merchant must then pay another 100,000 shekels to a private security company to ensure the goods aren’t destroyed by the very same military that just pocketed the first fee . This is the "don't bomb this truck" upsell package.
The Trickle-Down Economics of Extortion: And who foots the bill for this innovative double-dipping? The consumer, of course! A mobile phone, for instance, now costs a cool 20,000 shekels (about $6,000). Why? Scarcity. This isn't price gouging; it's simply the invisible hand of the market giving a starving population the middle finger.
This system ensures that the only aid that gets through safely is the aid that turns a massive profit for everyone involved—except, of course, the people who need to eat it. It’s a masterclass in disaster capitalism: first create the disaster, then privatize the solution at gunpoint.
The "Aid Distribution" Program: Where a Loaf of Bread is a Pretext for a Bullet
But what about the free aid for the poors? Ah, that’s where the other part of the program kicks in. The "humanitarian" aid centers aren’t failures; they are roaring successes at their true purpose: serving as open-air kill zones.
Let’s look some of these "orchestrated chaos" to put things in context:
February 29, 2025: Over 100 people were killed and hundreds wounded around aid trucks in Gaza City. The official line, of course, was a "chaotic stampede." The minor, almost pedantic detail from witnesses? Israeli forces also opened fire on the crowd . But please, focus on the stampede. The bullets were just part of the ambiance.
March 14, 2025: In a daring amphibious operation, hungry Palestinians rushed to reach aid dropped by air into the sea. At least 20 were reported dead. Drowning? Perhaps. But again, witnesses reported the helpful presence of Israeli gunfire to hurry the swimmers along . A tragic case of poor swimming lessons, surely.
May 27, 2025: The grand opening of the first U.S.-backed Gaza Humanitarian Foundation (GHF) aid distribution center. Thousands of starving Palestinians showed up, apparently failing to understand they were merely extras in a snuff film. As the crowd surged, Israeli forces responded with what they so charmingly call "warning shots." The result? Three Palestinians dead, 48 injured, and seven missing. A modest beginning!
This is not incompetence; it is policy, perfected. The goal is to make the act of seeking food so lethally dangerous that it becomes a game of GENOCIDE roulette with a hungry family’s life at stake. The aid site is the set, the starving people are the props, and the Israeli military are the directors, meticulously staging a performance of disorder that justifies further killing .
A Masterpiece of Colonial Cruelty
So let’s review this magnificent, integrated system:
Bomb every inch of Gaza killing 83% of civilians
Block all free aid, ensuring mass starvation of the remaining population
Create a for-profit vendor scheme to exploit that starvation, making life-saving goods available only to the ultra-rich of the remaining Palestinians (who knows if they even exist, most Palestinians survive through donations).
Lure the surviving 99% of the desperate, starving population to designated aid points and open fire on them, because how dare they try to eat.
It’s a perfect, self-sustaining cycle of violence and profit.
The message is clear: Palestinians in Gaza can either pay exorbitant sums to a network of extortionists or they can risk death for a sack of flour. This is Israel’s version of "managing the famine." It’s not a failure of logistics; it’s the logical consummation of a settler-colonial project that views Palestinian life as a nuisance and Palestinian death as a managerial solution.
Bravo. A standing ovation for a regime that has so perfectly weaponised hunger and turned aid into a grotesque parody of itself. The Nobel Prize for Economics surely can’t be far behind.
“ The bullets were just part of the ambiance.”
I fucking hate them
Disgusting, vile creatures that have no place in the human race