America for Sale

How Billionaire Puppeteers and Their Greedy Claws Have Turned Our "Democracy" into a Goddamn Funhouse of Corruption

Listen up, you overworked, underpaid peons scraping by on crumbs while these fat-cat overlords sip caviar martinis on their private jets, welcome to the shitshow that is America 2026, where “government by the people” is just a punchline in a bad joke.

Your vote? Cute, like a kid’s finger painting. But a billionaire’s checkbook? That’s the real fucking masterpiece, painting policies that screw you over while padding their pockets.

Don’t get me started on how foreign policy bends over backward for a select few mega-donors, especially those with their claws dug deep into pro-Israel agendas, while Big Pharma laughs all the way to the bank shaping health rules that keep drug prices sky-high and you one health catastrophe from homelessness.

Yeah, I’m pissed as hell, and if you’re not, please wake the fuck up. These assholes aren’t just influencing, they’re owning the joint. Let’s drag their asses into the light, name ‘em, shame ‘em, expose what they personally profit off, and juxtapose their gilded lives with the dumpster fire they’re leaving for regular Americans like us, where liberties erode faster than your 401(k) in a recession. These gains aren’t hypothetical...they’re documented, subsidized by your suffering.

Meet the Donor Class: The Real Fucking Puppet Masters Pulling Congress’s Strings (With Their Dirty Profits Exposed)

Forget the elected clowns in D.C., the true legislature is this cabal of billionaires who drop cash like it’s dollar bills at a strip club. They don’t need to run for office; they just buy the dipshits who do. And while they’re at it, they ensure policies align with their whims, from deregulation bonanzas to foreign alliances that drain our taxes.

Here’s the rogue’s gallery of headliners, including those Jewish donors with their iron grip on the levers of power…complete with how they lobby and what they personally pocket, turning your democracy into their personal ATM.

• First off, take Elon Musk, the self-proclaimed genius who’s basically turned the Republican Party into his personal plaything. This guy dumped nearly $300 million into GOP coffers during the 2024 election cycle, propping up Trump and his cronies like some kind of twisted Santa Claus for fascists.

  What he pockets? Massive government contracts for SpaceX ($ billions in NASA/DoD deals), Tesla subsidies, and deregulation on EVs/autopilot - his wealth surged $232 billion post-Trump election, hitting $500+ billion, while his factories pollute your neighborhoods and automate your jobs away.

  Meanwhile, average Americans? We’re choking on pollution from his factories, dealing with job losses from his automation wet dreams, and watching our privacy evaporate as Big Tech surveils us 24/7. But hey, at least Elon’s got his Mars colony to escape to when the planet he helped fuck up finally implodes.

  How does he lobby? Through super PACs like America PAC, which he funds to push deregulation on everything from electric cars to space junk, all while whining on X (which he owns and runs like a dictatorship) about “free speech” that conveniently silences anyone who calls him out.

  

• Then there’s the queen of casino cash, Miriam Adelson, the Israeli-American billionaire widow of Sheldon Adelson, who’s got her claws sunk so deep into the GOP that she might as well be writing foreign policy herself. She shelled out over $200 million to get Trump re-elected in 2024, with the not-so-subtle caveat that he’d keep kissing Israel’s ass on everything from settlements to endless wars.

  Lobbying? She’s the sugar mama for groups like the Republican Jewish Coalition and AIPAC, funneling millions through PACs to bully politicians into pro-Israel stances that ignore Palestinian suffering but hey, who cares about that when there’s donor money on the line?

  The late casino magnate, and now his widow, poured hundreds of millions into Republican campaigns. Adelson was openly committed to pushing pro-Israel policy, and politicians lined up like obedient interns to echo his priorities. Embassy moves, foreign-aid packages, diplomatic cover - all wrapped up with a bow.

  Personal gains? Beyond the ideological warm fuzzies for Israel, Miriam’s Las Vegas Sands empire rakes in billions from gambling, and her donations buy favorable tax policies and deregulation on the casino industry, shielding her from pesky things like higher corporate taxes or stricter gambling laws that could crimp her profits.

  While she’s cashing in on Vegas vice, you’re paying more in taxes to cover the shortfall, and your local economies get gutted by addiction-fueled poverty. And while she’s playing geopolitical chess, regular Joes in the U.S. are seeing their tax dollars funneled into foreign aid that could fix our crumbling schools or healthcare system.

  Instead, we’re eroding liberties at home, think expanded surveillance under the guise of “national security,” all while wages stagnate and inflation eats your lunch money.

  

• Don’t think the Dems are innocent angels; they’ve got their own Jewish billionaire overlords like George Soros, who’s been demonized by the right as some shadowy puppet master but let’s be real, he’s poured billions into progressive causes through his Open Society Foundations and PACs like Democracy PAC.

  He lobbies via massive donations to influence everything from criminal justice reform to election integrity, sounds noble, right? But it’s still one guy with fuck-you money dictating policy, while everyday Americans suffer from the fallout of inequality he claims to fight.

  Profits? Soros, the hedge fund wizard, bets big on markets influenced by the policies he shapes, like currency plays during economic instability or investments in green energy that get government subsidies. His “philanthropy” masks market manipulations that have netted him billions, all while eroding your liberties through surveillance-friendly “reforms.”

  Meanwhile, his wealth hit new highs post-2024, as markets rewarded the chaos he helps stir.

  

• Oh, and Michael Bloomberg? Another Jewish mega-donor who dropped $1 billion on his own failed presidential run and keeps funding gun control and climate PACs, all while his media empire shapes the narrative.

  Great, so billionaires decide what “reform” looks like, and we get stuck with half-assed policies that protect their empires.

  Gains? Bloomberg LP, his financial data behemoth, profits from deregulated markets and tax loopholes he lobbies for, plus climate policies that funnel subsidies to “green” investments he holds.

  His net worth? Over $100 billion, padded by policies that crush competitors while you choke on higher energy costs from his “initiatives.”

  

• Jeff Yass (Susquehanna International Group) funneled cash to oppose regulations on his trading firm; and Diane Hendricks, the roofing billionaire, tossed millions to keep taxes low for the rich. Yass, the options-trading billionaire (and Jewish, with pro-Israel ties), who’s become one of the biggest donors, funneling cash to oppose regs on his firm Susquehanna.

  What he profits off? Straight-up financial deregulation, his high-frequency trading empire makes billions exploiting market loopholes, and his donations block reforms that could level the playing field, letting him hoard $30+ billion while retail investors like you get screwed in volatile markets.

  

• On the Dem side, meet Haim Saban, another Jewish billionaire who’s straight-up admitted Israel is his top priority. He’s poured fortunes into think tanks, media outfits, and campaigns that parrot his views, ensuring U.S. policy stays locked in pro-Israel mode no matter what.

  What does he pocket? Saban’s media ventures (like Univision sales and entertainment holdings) thrive on stable geopolitical alliances that protect intellectual property and open markets, plus, his donations help fend off antitrust scrutiny in media, keeping his $3 billion net worth ballooning while you deal with consolidated news that feeds you propaganda.

  

• Peter Thiel, the tech vampire posing as an outsider, defers to Israel on military shit while his Palantir empire sucks up defense contracts from both U.S. and Israeli ops. He’s got his fingers in everything from surveillance to policy-shaping.

  Personal haul? Billions in government contracts for Palantir’s spy tech, plus tax breaks on his venture investments, his net worth doubled to $10+ billion post-Trump, thanks to policies that expand surveillance states, eroding your privacy while he cashes checks from Big Brother.

  

• Reid Hoffman, Silicon Valley’s gift to Dems, pours money into political tech and influence ops for “narrative control”, code for making sure the story stays favorable to his crowd. Profits?

  His LinkedIn (sold to Microsoft) and AI investments boom from antitrust leniency and data privacy loopholes he lobbies for, turning user data into gold while you lose control over your own info.

  

• Ken Griffin, the hedge fund hyena, is one of the GOP’s biggest sugar daddies, pushing deregulation, tax cuts, and keeping Wall Street a no-rules playground.

  What he gains? Citadel Securities dominates market-making, profiting billions from deregulated trading, his donations ensure no pesky rules like transaction taxes, ballooning his $35 billion fortune while exacerbating inequality that hits your wallet.

  

• Charles Koch, the libertarian fossil, funds universities, think tanks, and networks that warp environmental and labor policies to favor his polluting empire.

  Profits? Koch Industries (oil, chemicals) saves billions on gutted EPA regs and tax cuts, his $60 billion net worth is built on policies that poison your water and air, all while blocking climate action that could save your ass from disasters.

  

• Jeff Bezos and Mark Zuckerberg? Not full-on ideologues, but their companies’ moderation policies have repeatedly suppressed Palestinian content, whether through “algorithmic errors,” “safety protocols,” or “over-enforcement.” Funny how the mistakes always lean one direction.

  Bezos profits? Amazon dodges antitrust bullets and gets tax breaks, plus government cloud contracts (AWS), his wealth jumped $36 billion post-election.

  Zuck? Meta avoids content regs and data privacy laws, turning your likes into ad billions, his fortune grew $25 billion in the same window, all while silencing dissent that might hurt his bottom line.

  

• Tim Mellon (heir to the Mellon banking fortune) dumped $125 million into Trump super PACs.

  Gains? Tax cuts on inherited wealth and deregulation for his investments, keeping his $15 billion pile intact while eroding estate taxes that could fund public services you need.

  

• Diane Hendricks, roofing queen, millions more for low taxes on the rich.

  Profits? Her ABC Supply avoids corporate tax hikes, saving millions annually on her $20 billion empire, built on policies that gut worker protections and keep wages low for folks like you.

  

• And the quiet killer: Big Pharma, that collective of corporate ghouls spending more on lobbying than oil, tech, and defense combined, hundreds of millions yearly to lock in patent protections, block drug pricing reforms, and treat Congress like their bitch.

  They don’t need to make speeches or endorse candidates, they simply write the rules they want. Drug-pricing laws, patent protections, regulatory loopholes, global market access - all shaped by an industry that treats Congress like a customer service department.

  What they profit off? Sky-high drug prices (Americans pay 3x what others do), extended monopolies via patent evergreening, and zero taxes on billions in profits, Merck alone raked $355 billion since 2018 with $0 federal taxes.

  Their $293 million in 2024 lobbying bought $8 billion in bonuses, while you bankrupt on meds and watch healthcare liberties vanish under profit-driven denials.

  Pharma fits into this ecosystem too, not because of ideology, but because global markets, patents, and regulatory leverage thrive in stable alliances. Pharmaceutical giants benefit from U.S. foreign-policy positions that protect intellectual property, open markets, and maintain geopolitical influence. Stability for them means profit, and profit means influence.

  And it’s not just these headliners, the list reads like a who’s who of assholes. In 2024 alone, just 150 billionaire families spent $1.9 billion smashing records, turning elections into auctions, and it’s only gotten worse into 2026 with floods of cash into the Trump admin.

  Their collective wealth? Trillions, exploding post-election as markets reward the rigged game.

How These Assholes Bend Policy Without Ever Dirtying Their Hands with an Election

You think voting matters? Ha! These pricks have a whole toolkit to hijack the system without ever holding office. It’s like they’re playing chess while we’re stuck in checkers, getting fucked with every move.

You don’t need to be elected when you can buy the people who are.

Super PACs: Unlimited money, unlimited influence, unlimited loopholes. A billionaire can single-handedly keep a candidate alive, unlimited dark money floods, billionaires like Adelson or Musk can prop up a candidate single-handedly, no strings visible (but oh, they’re there).

Dark-Money Networks: Nonprofits that don’t have to disclose donors. Perfect for shaping policy without leaving fingerprints.

Koch’s empire thrives on this crap.

Think Tanks: Where “research” magically aligns with the donor’s worldview. Foreign-policy papers, economic models, national-security recommendations - all pre-packaged for lawmakers.

Fake “research” mills churning out papers that justify donor agendas…pro-Israel foreign policy, tax cuts, deregulation. Saban and others fund these echo chambers.

Lobbyists: The middlemen who whisper in politicians’ ears while regular Americans shout into the void. Pharma alone employs an army of them, more lobbyists than there are members of Congress, ensuring loopholes stay wide open.

Tech Platforms: The new gatekeepers of public discourse. They decide what gets amplified, what gets buried, and what gets labeled “misinformation.”

All geared toward these personal windfalls, turning public policy into private profit machines. The result? Policies that slash corporate taxes, gut environmental regs, and prioritize stock buybacks over living wages.

The Israel-Aligned Claw Machine: Where Jewish Donors and Allies Squeeze the Life Out of Independent Policy

Ah, the elephant in the room you’re raging about, and yeah, it’s real. These pro-Israel powerhouses have their claws sunk so deep, U.S. policy might as well be written in Tel Aviv.

It’s not some tinfoil-hat conspiracy; it’s a well-oiled machine of money overriding democracy. This isn’t a conspiracy. It’s a coalition of political actors with aligned interests, and a system that lets money override democracy.

AIPAC: One of the most powerful lobbying groups in Washington. It funnels millions into campaigns, pressures lawmakers, and ensures that U.S. policy remains aligned with Israeli interests, regardless of public opinion.

Christian Zionist Networks: Tens of millions of evangelical voters and donors who support Israel for religious reasons. Their influence dwarfs that of any single donor.

Defense-Industry Interests: U.S.–Israel military cooperation is a goldmine for contractors.

Billions in aid flow right back into American weapons manufacturers, a goldmine for contractors intertwined with Thiel’s Palantir and others.

Billionaires with strong pro-Israel positions: Some donors - Adelson, Saban, Yass, Thiel - openly prioritize pro-Israel policy. They don’t hide it. They fund candidates who echo their positions, and those candidates win. For donors like Adelson, Saban, Yass, their pro-Israel push isn’t just passion; it secures defense contracts, market stability, and IP protections that directly boost their businesses.

Even Big Pharma ties in: Not ideological, but they love the stability of U.S.-Israel alliances for protecting patents, markets, and geopolitical leverage. Profits über alles.

While these claws grip tight, regular Americans foot the bill for wars and aid that do jack shit for us.

Meanwhile, Regular Americans Are Getting Royally Screwed, And No One Gives a Damn

Now, juxtapose this bullshit with the hell regular Americans are enduring. While these pricks jet around in private planes, you’re probably one medical emergency away from bankruptcy because healthcare reform gets blocked by pharma lobbyists they bankroll.

Liberties? Ha! We’re losing them left and right-abortion rights eroded, voting suppressed in the name of “integrity” (code for keeping poor folks out), and privacy rights trampled by the surveillance state these tech billionaires enable.

Inequality’s skyrocketed; the top 1% hoard more wealth than ever, while wages for the rest of us haven’t budged in decades.

Nothing’s done for us except more erosion: higher costs, fewer protections, and a government that treats us like peasants.

While billionaires and corporate giants shape policy, here’s what’s happening at home: Wages stagnate, housing becomes unaffordable, medical debt explodes, prescription drug prices soar, civil liberties erode, tech platforms silence dissent, politicians ignore public opinion, the middle class evaporates.

But don’t worry, your elected officials are very busy drafting statements about foreign conflicts you didn’t vote on and don’t benefit from.

The Bottom Line: Wake Up or Get Fucked Harder

America isn’t run by voters.

It’s run by: billionaires, lobbying networks, ideological donors, tech platforms, defense contractors, pharmaceutical giants, political machines.

Some of them are pro-Israel. Some of them are libertarian. Some are corporate. Some are nationalist. Some are globalist. Some are just bored and rich. But they all have one thing in common: Billions in personal profits from your tax dollars and eroded rights. You? Scraps, suffering, and vanishing liberties.

Bernie Sanders (to be clear, I despise him too) nailed it - we’ve got a government of billionaires, by billionaires, for billionaires.

So, yeah, I’m fucking furious. These billionaires, Jewish donors like Adelson and Soros included, have their greedy claws wrapped around the throat of our democracy, squeezing out every last drop for themselves.

And us? We’re left suffering in the dust, liberties crumbling, while they laugh all the way to the bank. Time to wake up and fight back, before it’s too late. Or don’t…keep scrolling, and let the overlords win. Your call, America.